witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via regret-just-one-yesterday)

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

(via dietmond)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via epic-humor)

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